(Source: unabating)
You forgot the blueberries.
This doggy clearly does not want to see the vet…
dcu:
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At McDonald's
- My friend: Hi can I have some chicken nuggets?
- Cashier: You mean Mcnuggets?
- Me: uhm... What's the difference?
- Cashier: Mcdonalds has Mcnuggets.. Duh.
- My friend: That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you Mcfinish taking my Mcorder, Mcmake my food and Mcshut thefuck up? Thanks a lot Mcasshole.
- Me: and some Mcfries with that please.
(Source: coyotestark)
This always make my day,lol!!
Da Frog Princess :
” Once upon a time there were 6 beautiful Princesses. They decided to have a sleepover. But they didn’t invite The Frog Princess. Is it because she’s black? Or is it just because they forgot; she’s new and for 40 plus years the princesses have been hanging out without her. Princesses make mistakes too. ”
I laughed so hard when Ariel came crawling through the door.. Love this!!!
